Date Me
Wife Bounty
- 1The "proximal introducer" is the person who tells me about her. Everyone else is an "intermediary". So if it's: her → A → B → C → me, C gets the big bounty listed above, A and B both get the small one.
- 2The bounties will be paid out upon our engagement or relationship that lasts at least 5 years, whichever comes first.
- 3I'll add 5% annual interest for the intervening time between the introduction and the cutoff, paid upfront, yearly. If we break up before the cutoff, you keep this.
- 4When we start dating, I'll put the money into an escrow account which will be managed by a third party according to these rules.
- 5Even if we get divorced, you keep the money.
Hey I'm Cody. Good to meet you. I have to say, I feel like I'm doing all the work in this conversation. Just kidding. You're talking too much.
Listen.
I'm looking for a wife. Someone to banter and go on long comedic riffs with. Someone to help carry the burden of life. Someone who, when I shake her awake in the night and say, "I'm Cody from one year in the future, pack your stuff, we have to leave" says without hesitation "Okay, let's go". Someone to jam on classic rock songs with in pajamas on Christmas morning. Someone who wants to stay up late talking about Kierkegaard's leap of faith. Someone who will help me play pranks on my friends. A partner with whom to face the coming end of days.
If you think you might be that person, or know that person, then boy do I have a document for you.
Personality
I'm extremely high-openness. I basically only want to talk about ideas. Stuff that matters. You know, philosophy, art, group differences in IQ. I don't really want to talk about my day, or the weather, or logistics. If I go to hell, and some clerical demon has to sort me into the circle that will torture me the most, he'll put me in the one that's nothing but completing two-factor authentication and entering one-time passcodes.
I'm extremely generative and creative. I'm very systematizing. I'm very meaning-oriented. I don't like people who are high in dark triad traits or pleasure- or status-oriented. I like to riff and banter. I'm fairly prone to depression and moodiness. I tend to feel alienated from most people most of the time, although I'm pretty good at hiding it.
I'm extremely driven and hard-working. I am quite introverted, although people tend to think I'm an extrovert. A not-inaccurate way to model me is as an autist whose special interest is human social interaction. I'm high in compassion but low in conflict avoidance. I'm not afraid of starting a fight if my morality compels me.
Interests
- Existential philosophy
- Songwriting
- Screenwriting
- Playing guitar
- Star Wars
- Don Hertzfeldt
- Game of Thrones
- South Park
- The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind
- The Elephant in the Brain
- Prepping
- DarkHorse podcast
- Health optimization
- Watercolor painting
Lifestyle
I never drink. I never do any drugs. I don't party. I lift weights and do cardio four times per week. I'm a bit OCD about diet. I believe we're being poisoned en masse by modern food supply chains and manufacturing processes. I do everything I can to minimize the heavy metals and microplastics I consume.
Values & Beliefs
I believe in introspecting to discover the deepest essence of your soul, then working to fan that flame until you align the spheres of your being and can embody that to its fullest at all times, actualizing the telos of your highest self. The only sin is a divided heart. Anything is permitted if you say it out loud as you do it. Become yourself as hard as possible. Commit to your weirdness. Loyalty is the first virtue.
UFOs, remote viewing, and other "paranormal" phenomena are real. This will be proven in our lifetimes.
The primary epistemic process is not empiricism or even a priori reasoning, but cultivating weltanschauung, which is a system of coherentist, nested heuristics.
What we call autism in the modern world is a runaway spandrel of a partially beneficial evolutionary adaptation - a social strategy.
Seek truth. Cultivate radical authenticity. Live intentionally. Build weltanschauung. Strive toward self-sufficiency. Be a force for good.
Future Plans
I'd like to make enough money to have a few different houses: a fortress of solitude in the mountains, and an apartment in SF. If I could only choose one though, it'd be the former. My heart yearns for the trees.
Also, you should know: I don't want kids. That might change at some point, but it's unlikely. Candidly, I believe having kids is immoral, unless you can all-but-guarantee that they will have good lives, which the vast majority of people can't.
Relationship Dynamics
I have no interest in being a "provider". The very idea of "relationship dynamics" is fucking gay. It should be something that flowers idiosyncratically out of the unique interaction of your psychologies. I don't want to play the role of big strong man. And I don't want the woman I'm with to have to play a role either.
My Ideal Girl
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